Astrophysicists have been tasked with creating a football helmet to keep Colin Kaepernick‘s hair perfect if he should play in the NFL again. It was a long journey as detailed in this photo essay, but they finally came up with a winning solution.
IT’S BEEN TOUGH ON COLIN WITH ALL THE BARBER SHOPS CLOSED. AT LEAST THEY GOT THE HELMET SIZE RIGHT BUT MAYBE THEY SHOULD HAVE LEFT IT AT THE DOORSTEP. COME ON GUYS PUSH HARDER!HERE WE SEE THE PROTOTYPE HAVING SOME DIFFICULTIES WITH THE DELIVERYSECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT HIS NEW HELMETMANY HELMETS HAD COMMERCIAL SUPPORTSOME PROTOTYPES WERE JUST TOO BIG
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