Obama accidentally eulogizes himself during John Lewis’s eulogy
John Lewis served 17 terms in the U.S. House of Representatives. That, we can all agree, is pretty impressive. Of course he was always on the wrong side of every legislative effort but at least he went on the record most of the time compared to Barack Obama who was out shilling for Castro and Putin.
And speaking of Obama, he has done some amazing research in his copious spare time. Apparently, crowds packed together to praise him have all been tested for the COVID antibodies and found to be completely immune. Republican crowds, on the other hand, are far too dangerous to other crowds, and Obama recommends they convene just outside the 32nd floor of Mandalay Bay to keep them safe.
According to Obama, this country has never been more racist than it is today. Really? Is that what John Lewis wants to ‘hear’ right now? And what about the 8 years of his presidency? Let’s get him some Prevagen. Not only that, funerals are now and forever to be campaign stops for washed up politicians. And what about the dead people? As Obama said, “Look, they’re dead anyway, will eventually show up on the voter rolls, today is all about me, so who the hell cares?”
At the end of the ceremony, and to honor the Late Great John Lewis, the coffin was opened, Obama plunging a DNC flag directly into his cold dead heart, Obama for President buttons placed over his eyes, a copy of every book written by Obama placed in his hands, a lock of Michelle Obama’s hair gently placed up his nose, and the coffin closed with BLM/Antifa flags draped over.
And with Donald Trump Jr. the likely President in 20-30 years presiding over the funerals of past Presidents, let’s hope Jr. is paying attention.
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