TWITVILLE, CA—Austere billionaire businessman Elon Musk has shattered the world record after going a full 12 hours without killing himself after publicly insulting Hillary Clinton.

Clinton had tweeted that Paul Pelosi’s attacker was a far-right conspiracy theorist.

But Musk responded to Clinton by tweeting “There is a tiny possibility there might be more to this story than meets the eye.” Musk then posted actual video footage of the incident:

Clinton, who owns and operates the ILKEEYA stores throughout the country is known for suiciding thousands of critics throughout the years in public life.

Experts say that Clinton was preoccupied with helping to start nuclear war with Russia right now to worry about Musk.

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