WASHINGTON, DC—Congressional Democrats have promised to keep killing your kids until you give up your guns.

Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi said fellow Democrats will keep killing children in school shootings until responsible gun-owners give up their guns.

“We don’t want to have to keep arming these poor kids and sending them in to kill innocent people in order for you to take guns away from law-abiding citizens, but we will,” Pelosi said to a round of tepid applause.

This follows a school shooting in which a deranged leftist killed six at a Christian school in Nashville.

At the time of this writing several Republicans in the House refuse to support killing kids until gun confiscation is popular.

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