BREAKING: Mark Cuban denies that he’s Rosie O’Donnell and Rachel Maddow’s lesbian love child
Dallas, TX — Billionaire entrepreneur and owner of the Dallas Mavericks, Mark Cuban, has publicly denied persistent rumors that he is, in fact, the secret love child of Rosie O’Donnell and Rachel Maddow. The denial came during a press conference held in response to a viral conspiracy theory gaining traction online.
“I want to be very clear,” Cuban told reporters. “I am not, nor have I ever been, the biological child of Rosie O’Donnell and Rachel Maddow. I don’t even own a flannel shirt.”
The theory first appeared on Twitter, where an anonymous account shared side-by-side images of Cuban, O’Donnell, and Maddow with the caption: “The resemblance is undeniable.” Within hours, #LesboCuban trended nationwide.
Cuban: “I’m Just a Guy with Questionable Hair”
Despite the laughter from reporters, Cuban remained visibly frustrated. “Look, I know my haircut makes me look like I moonlight as a Vermont pottery instructor, but that doesn’t mean I’m the product of some secret lesbian power couple.”
He went on to joke, “I get it. You see a guy with a strong jawline, subtle contempt for everyone around him, and a Netflix deal — and suddenly, I’m the Maddow-O’Donnell legacy? Come on.”
Maddow and O’Donnell Respond
When reached for comment, Rachel Maddow fake–laughed off the speculation. “Honestly, if I could genetically engineer a billionaire son to cover my student loans and buy me an island, I’d do it.”
Rosie O’Donnell chimed in via Instagram: “Mark Cuban? I would have eaten him as a child.”
Internet Won’t Back Down
The denials did little to slow the wildfire spread of the meme. One tweet read: “Cuban talks exactly like someone raised on vegan tofu and PBS documentaries — you do the math.” Another quipped, “I always knew there was something extra woke about Cuban’s Shark Tank investments.”
TikTok users have even begun creating mashup videos of Cuban appearing on Shark Tank set to audio clips of Maddow’s show, while others have deepfaked Cuban into Rosie O’Donnell’s old talk show episodes.
Cuban Embraces the Rumor—Sort Of
Despite his initial frustration, Cuban began leaning into the absurdity of the situation by posting a selfie wearing a plaid shirt and holding a pair of Birkenstocks. “Just having a little family reunion,” he captioned the photo, tagging Maddow and O’Donnell.
When asked what’s next, Cuban joked: “Well, if the rumors are true, I should probably call my moms to borrow some money. Running the Mavericks isn’t cheap.”
As the press conference wrapped up, Cuban shook his head with a smile. “Honestly, I’m just relieved they didn’t say I was Elon Musk’s long-lost twin.”
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