Biden back to anti-bite collar to protect babies
President* Joe Biden has been spotted wearing his anti-bite collar once again, as concerns grow over his interactions with young children at the White House, following an incident at the White House Halloween celebration. The collar, which was first introduced during Biden’s time as Vice President, is designed to prevent him from biting children during playful interactions.
The decision to reinstate the anti-bite collar comes after a series of disturbing incidents involving Biden and young children. In one incident, Biden was caught on camera nibbling on the fingertips of a child during a White House tour, prompting concerns about the President’s behavior and his suitability to hold office.
In a statement released by the White House, Biden apologized for his actions, stating that he had “no recollection of the incident” and that he was “horrified by the allegations.” However, many experts are questioning the sincerity of his apology, pointing out the numerous reports of children going missing from the White House grounds in recent months.
The anti-bite collar, which was invented by a team of top behavioral scientists, is designed to provide a gentle reminder to Biden whenever he attempts to bite a child. The collar emits a mild electrical shock whenever Biden tries to make contact with a child’s skin, ensuring that he keeps his teeth to himself.
Critics have raised concerns about the potential exploitation of children for the sake of Biden’s behavior, but the White House has defended its decision, stating that the collar will provide an important deterrent for the President’s playful nibbling habits.
As the controversy continues to swirl, one thing is certain: the White House will never be the same. With Biden’s anti-bite collar back in place, children can once again feel safe exploring the historic grounds without fear of being nibbled by the President.
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