Kathy Griffin hospitalized with ‘unbearably painful’ case of Trump Derangement Syndrome
Now here at GT, we try not to go gloat over the misfortune of others. However, we do make exceptions. And at this time we wish God’s speed to Kathy Griffin upon her recent hospitalization.
According to our sources, she was admitted with a pretty serious abdominal infection which is on the mend having further learned she has been discharged home to self-isolate as a precautionary move.
What she didn’t tell most people is that she was dumb enough to travel outside the United States smack dab in the middle of the COVID-19 pandemic. We are treated to a picture of half of her red-haired puss covered by a mask. But at least it did seem fully attached as opposed to her recent tasteful picture of a decapitated bloody Trump head. Nice.
Of course, she wasn’t tested for COVID-19 because she had no respiratory symptoms, cough or fever. Did she complain about that? Uh yep. About whom did she complain? Keep reading.
What you won’t hear from any other media source is that our Health Reporter, Dr. Seymore Testes, has made a pretty good guess as to her exact diagnosis; the infamous, incurable, sometimes terminal “Trump Derangement Syndrome”. We understand she is convalescing at home on ‘Industrial Strength Xanax’. We certainly don’t want her to ”lose her head’ on that.
Good Luck Kathy.
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