The Academy had nominated several House Managers for Best Special Effects in a Cartoon with special mention of Bowling Ball Head, Fatwa and Hakim the Snakecharmer.
Zoe Lofgren is a shoo-in to win Best Make-up and Hairstyling. She has already been offered a full-monty Centerfold for the next ‘Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition’. “I was thrilled to get the call and wish Melania best of luck next year”.
Val Demings won for Best Animated Documentary-Black and White, but will be eliminating the White part as being ‘racist’.
Jason Crow won Best Dance Direction for his role in dancing around every single issue and will be in charge of eating Crow when Trump is acquitted.
And finally, Silvia Garcia won for Best Original Comedy in a Federal Proceeding held in a Washington Comedy Club.
This year for the first time the award presentations were held in Downtown San Francisco since both are full of s*^t.