In a bold protest on International Women’s Day, a mob of self-proclaimed angry feminists demanded equal female representation in the field of trash collection and other dangerous and gross professions such as portable toilet cleaners and landfill gas technicians.

Just kidding. Feminists don’t want equality in jobs that suck.

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Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He’s really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

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