US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) announced that, for the time being, she is still a “she”. Her name however, has changed to Che Ocasio-Cortez and as a result The People’s Magazine (not to be confused with People Magazine) has made her their 2020 Person of the Year.
With that feather in her beret, as a ranking member of the Democratic Socialists Party, leader ‘Papa Joe’ Biden has made her the Generalissimo of the Order of the Revolutionary Guard or as COC refers to them, ‘my ORGasms.
General Che Ocasio-Cortez told us, “When it rains, it pours, like when I was a bartender last week, and it’s definitely gonna pour Vodka although ‘Papa Joe’ wants Baijiu to be the national drink. My first orders are to secure the White House on January 20th and then paint it red in preparation for the ‘Valentine’s Day of a Thousand Knives’ that will happen in February. If you would like to be an ORGasm, Recruitment offices should be in place in the first 100 days. You have to be under forty though, sorry old people.”
In the magazine, COC tells us her favorite pet recipes from her Cooking With Communism Internet show.