AOC: If Walmart can’t handle constant looting, they shouldn’t be in business

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if Walmart can’t handle a little looting at their stores like in Chicago recently, then they shouldn’t be in business.

I mean, that’s what stores are there for—looting!

As a business owner myself, I have to say that I’m thrilled by the recent surge in looting and vandalism. Sure, it may seem counterintuitive at first glance, but the reality is that looting can actually be a great way to boost sales and generate buzz around your store.

Think about it: when was the last time you heard about a small business getting a ton of attention in the media? Probably not very often. But when looters target a store, suddenly it’s all over the news. People are talking about it on social media, sharing photos and videos, and speculating about the impact on the business.

And that’s not all. Looting can also help clear out old inventory that may have been languishing on shelves for months. I mean, let’s face it: sometimes you just need a little push to get rid of those outdated products and make way for new merchandise.

Of course, there are those who would argue that looting is unethical and illegal. But those people are racist.

But let’s be real here: when it comes to the cutthroat world of business, ethics are a luxury that few can afford. And as for the legality of looting, well, that’s really just a matter of perspective. After all, the law is constantly changing, and what’s illegal today may be perfectly acceptable tomorrow.

So let’s embrace the looters and vandals. Let’s welcome them into our stores with open arms and show them what we’ve got. Because at the end of the day, a little bit of chaos can be just what the doctor ordered for a struggling business.


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