UNBREAKING NEWS: The shooter wasn’t a white CIS-gendered male so we’re going to stop covering this story
In a rare display of journalistic restraint, major news networks announced this morning that they would be immediately ceasing all...
Jeremy Spoken
None of the snowflakes in an avalanche feels responsible.
BREAKING: Mossad sues DOJ for ‘just giving away’ the blackmail material that Epstein had worked so hard to generate for them
In a stunning legal reversal that has left international relations scholars reaching for their strongest coffee, the Mossad today filed...
BREAKING: Walz to deport all American citizens out of Minnesota
In a bold reaffirmation of local sovereignty, Minneapolis residents have begun erecting makeshift borders around their neighborhoods to repel the...
Bruce Springsteen threatens to make Republicans listen to his music until deportations end
In a dramatic escalation of his long-running feud with conservative America, Bruce Springsteen has issued what aides are calling his...
JUST IN: Ilhan Omar opens ‘Quality Akting Skool’ following Oscar win
In a development that has Academy voters and conspiracy theorists alike double-checking their popcorn supplies, Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) announced...
Denmark sends reinforcements to Greenland ahead of talks with US
NUUK / COPENHAGEN — In a bold show of Scandinavian resolve, the Kingdom of Denmark has dispatched a heavily armed...
Mobile Shopping Trends Transforming E-Commerce
Mobile Shopping Trends Transforming E-Commerce Mobile shopping did not just make online purchases more convenient. It changed how people think...
PSA: When ICE Says “STOP!” You Need to Collaborate and Listen
Listen up, America. When a federal agent in tactical gear yells “STOP!” at 120 decibels while sprinting toward you in...
BREAKING: Several Minneapolis Women Shave Their Balls to Protest ICE in Their City
MINNEAPOLIS — In what organizers are calling “the most committed act of somatic solidarity since the Great Tampon Ear Plug...
Minnesota Governor Tim Walz Counters Lindell’s Gubernatorial Bid with Launch of “MyTampon” Brand
St. Paul, MN – Fresh off MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell's announcement that he will seek the Republican nomination to challenge...
