Kamala Harris unveils bold new makeover
Washington, D.C. – In a move that has shocked political insiders and fashion critics alike, Vice President Kamala Harris has...
Jeremy Spoken
None of the snowflakes in an avalanche feels responsible.
BREAKING: The DNC dyes Chicago River red to celebrate abortion
CHICAGO, IL — In a bold and controversial move, the Democratic National Committee (DNC) dyed the Chicago River red today...
New Kamala Harris Campaign Poster
If you don't love these posters, you are a misogynist bigot!
BREAKING: Imane Khelif’s next opponent Michaela Tyson has been flown in by Team USA to the Paris Olympics
PARIS — In a move that has sent shockwaves through the world of boxing, Team USA has flown in an...
BREAKING: Angela Carini first women’s boxer to be disqualified for striking opponent in her testicles
PARIS—In a shocking and unprecedented incident at the Paris 2024 Olympics, Italian boxer Angela Carini has become the first athlete...
BREAKING: 51 former intelligence officials report that rumors Donald Trump was ever president are ‘Russian disinformation’
WASHINGTON, DC—In a groundbreaking revelation, 51 former intelligence officials have issued a statement declaring that rumors of Donald Trump ever...
POLL: What’s a good slogan for the Kamala Harris and Pete Buttigieg ticket?
The Harris campaign will be using whatever name is selected in this poll:
FACT CHECK: No, Kamala Harris isn’t offering fellatio to everyone who votes for her
A viral social media post has falsely claimed that Vice President* Kamala Harris is offering fellatio to everyone who votes...
Reasons to vote for Kamala Harris in 2024
Some people think that there are no reasons to vote for Kamala Harris or that the only reason is that...
BREAKING: Trump shocks nation by picking Sydney Sweeney as VP: ‘Finally, a VP Worth Watching’
MILWAULKEE—“Yes, it’s true. Sydney Sweeney is going to be my running mate,” Trump declared at a press conference at the...
