Airports Installing Aztec Human Sacrifice Stations Beside Muslim Foot-Washing Facilities
DALLAS — Several major U.S. airports have begun installing dedicated Aztec human sacrifice stations adjacent to existing Muslim foot-washing facilities,...
Jeremy Spoken
None of the snowflakes in an avalanche feels responsible.
Harry and Meghan Acquire New Wardrobe for Return to UK
MONTECITO — Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have purchased an entirely new wardrobe in preparation for their anticipated return to...
Woman Arrested After Posing as Costco Tequila Sampler and Handing Out Free Shots
A local woman was taken into custody over the weekend after she allegedly posed as a Costco product sampler and...
Trump Names Roseanne Barr Press Secretary, Citing ‘Unfiltered Authenticity’
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced Thursday that he has selected actress and comedian Roseanne Barr to serve as his...
Build a Saving Habit That Feels Personal
Saving money gets framed as a discipline problem so often that a lot of people start to believe they are...
JUST IN: Fauci Displays Remarkable Natural Immunity to Consequences
WASHINGTON — Dr. Anthony Fauci displayed what observers are calling a textbook case of natural immunity to consequences on Tuesday,...
Local Taco Bell Manager Certain Cyclospora Outbreak Came From Farmers Market Down the Street
TOLEDO, OH — Tony Faucito, shift manager at the local Taco Bell on Monroe Street in northern Ohio, announced Wednesday...
France, Last Remaining African Team, Eliminated from World Cup
DALLAS—The final African representative at the 2026 FIFA World Cup hosted across the United States has been eliminated, as France...
Trump Orders All Israel Pride Flags to Be Flown at Half-Mast in Honor of Lindsey Graham’s Passing
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday directing that all Israel Pride flags on federal property be...
Mitch McConnell Gives 17-Minute Press Conference From Hospital; Pledges No on SAVE Act
WASHINGTON — Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) held a 17-minute press conference Tuesday, using the occasion to voice strong...
