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Nikki Haley wows townhall by chugging hot sauce to match ethnicity of every audience member

Robert L. Peters, Jr. January 15, 2024 0

IOWA—CNN town hall audience and viewers were treated to a political first, as Nikki Haley kept reaching into her purse...

Gov Hochul Moves Bills Playoff Game to June To Avoid Cold and Snow

Robert L. Peters, Jr. January 15, 2024 0

BUFFALO—In a move that left football fans scratching their heads and meteorologists questioning their careers, Governor Kathy Hochul has boldly...

No one recognizes Hunter Biden at House hearing with clothes on and no crack pipe

Robert L. Peters, Jr. January 13, 2024 0

In a bizarre twist during a recent House hearing, Hunter Biden found himself at the center of an identity crisis...

KC Chiefs change name to KC Swifts, promise more airtime to new mascot

Robert L. Peters, Jr. January 10, 2024 0

In a surprising move that combines sports, pop culture, and an apparent disdain for controversial mascots, the Kansas City Swifts...

Jimmy Kimmel denies getting moob surgery on Epstein Island

Robert L. Peters, Jr. January 5, 2024 0

HOLLYWOOD—In the latest episode of the surreal sitcom that is Jimmy Kimmel's life, the late-night funnyman finds himself at the...

Jimmy Kimmel: ‘I didn’t need 60 trips to Epstein Island to disrespect women my entire career’

Robert L. Peters, Jr. January 3, 2024 0

Comedian and talk show host Jimmy Kimmel addressed the swirling rumors and allegations surrounding his association with Jeffrey Epstein's infamous...

Mayorkas & Blinken’s ancestors also negotiated Manhattan deal for the Indians

Robert L. Peters, Jr. January 1, 2024 0

In a stunning historical revelation, intrepid historians have unearthed documents proving that the ancestors of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas...