BREAKING: Hawaiians kinda wish a guy would come and toss paper towels at them or something!
In a desperate bid for some much-needed presidential attention, Hawaiians are expressing a heartfelt wish that their Commander-in-Chief, President* Biden,...
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BREAKING: Fetterman invites Biden on campaign trail to make him look good
PENNSYLVANIA—Pennsylvania Democrat and U.S. Senate Candidate John Fetterman, became the first candidate in his party to ask President Biden for...
Graham: ‘When we get control of Congress, we’re going to write several sternly-worded letters!’
WASHINGTON, DC—Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) upped the aggressive political rhetoric today by threatening that when the GOP regains control of...
PA Senate candidate Fetterman hires Joe Biden to interpret his incoherent ramblings
HARRISBURG, PA—If there's anyone that understands incoherent ramblings, it's the president* of the United States, Joe Biden. That's what the...
Browns hope to fill all positions with rapists before wearing pink in October to celebrate women
CLEVELAND—Vowing to fill roster with as many "alleged" rapists & felons, the Cleveland Browns offered all next years drafts picks...
Psaki says parents who can’t find baby formula ‘should have just had an abortion’
WASHINGTON, DC—Outgoing White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said that parents who are having trouble finding baby formula amid a...
BREAKING: Jon Gruden identifies as Hunter Biden so media will ignore his emails
LAS VEGAS—Jon Gruden has identified as President* Biden's son Hunter Biden so that the media will ignore his offensive emails,...
Biden wants ‘master debater’ Jeffrey Toobin to moderate next presidential debate
WILMINGTON, DE—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden wants who he says is a "master debater" Jeffrey Toobin to moderate the next...
