“Who Do I Have To Kill To Get Back On SNL?” Asks Hilarious Alec Baldwin
As Alec Baldwin’s infamous presence resurfaces, speculation mounts over how a man who has faced serious allegations can still confidently...
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BREAKING: Newly pregnant AOC to have abortion on CNN to boost ratings
ATLANTA—Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) has agreed to appear on CNN for a special episode titled "Abortion on the Air: AOC's Decision."...
WaPo can’t choose between Harris or Hitler; will stay neutral in 2024 election
In a surprising editorial move, The Washington Post has announced that it will officially remain neutral in the 2024 presidential...
BREAKING: Following interview, Brett Baier declares Harris has won Arizona
After waiting more than three and a half years, Fox News finally secured a rare, coveted interview with Vice President...
Biden appears on ‘The View’ and finally becomes smartest guy in the room
NEW YORK—After nearly 3 ½ years as president and over 50 years in public office, President* Joe Biden has finally...
Terrified terrorists now using soup cans with string for communications
In a bizarre twist of events, international terrorist groups have traded in their encrypted messaging apps and advanced technology for...
Trump politely asks CIA snipers to not murder him while he is golfing, thanks
In a move of pure presidential class, Donald Trump has taken to social media to make a simple, yet heartfelt...
BREAKING: CIA fires Trump would-be assassin Routh for failing mission
In a shocking turn of events, the CIA has officially pulled the plug on its notorious "Trump Sniper Program" after...
Former California Dem-turned-Rep switches back after sex scandal, ‘All is forgiven’
In a surprising turn of events, California State Senator Marie Alvarado-Gil has returned to the Democratic Party after facing a...
NFL to expand diversity and inclusion by holding one Super Bowl for Blacks and another for Whites
In a groundbreaking move aimed at promoting diversity and inclusivity, the National Football League (NFL) has announced plans to host...
