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To Avoid Prosecution, Killer’s ‘Furry’ Roomie Agrees To Be Spay & Neutered

Robert L. Peters, Jr. September 18, 2025 0

SALT LAKE CITY, UT —A self-identified transgender “furry” has agreed to undergo spaying and neutering to avoid prosecution for harboring...

Brave NC Judge Sentences Knife To Life In The Utensil Drawer

Robert L. Peters, Jr. September 10, 2025 0

CHARLOTTE, NC — Judge Teresa Stokes has sentenced a knife to life imprisonment without parole in a utensil drawer. The...

New WNBA Fans Grow Frustrated Waiting For Next Dildo Toss

Robert L. Peters, Jr. August 25, 2025 0

The WNBA is basking in a wave of new fans, but not all are thrilled with the league’s pacing. Oran...

BREAKING: Kilmar Garcia Released From Prison To Find Cure For Cancer

Robert L. Peters, Jr. August 23, 2025 0

ANNAPOLIS, MD—Kilmar Garcia, a Maryland man previously incarcerated for unspecified charges, was released from prison this week to pursue his...

MLB: First Female Ump Grounds The Cubs For Messy Dugout

Robert L. Peters, Jr. August 12, 2025 0

CHICAGO—MLB’s first female umpire, Jen “Iron Mom” Pawol, brought Wrigley Field to a screeching halt during yesterday’s Chicago Cubs game...

BREAKING: Robert Mueller Surges in 2028 Democratic Polls After Admitting He Has Dementia

Robert L. Peters, Jr. August 7, 2025 0

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a plot twist that has left political pundits checking their calendars for April Fools’ Day, former...

Bongino Blinks “EPSTEIN DIDN’T KILL HIMSELF” In Morse Code During TV Interview

Robert L. Peters, Jr. July 8, 2025 0

Conservative commentator Dan Bongino has sent shockwaves through the conspiracy community after allegedly blinking “EPSTEIN DIDN’T KILL HIMSELF” in Morse...