Congress passes “Legitimate President’s Day” celebration for April 1st
WASHINGTON, DC—Congress has officially declared April 1st as "Legitimate President's Day" in honor of Joe Biden's contested election victory. The...
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Congress Votes Unanimously: AOC Must Wear “Special” Cap In Hearings Or Interviews
WASHINGTON, DC—As people around the country are worried about a divided government, Congress has done the unbelievable. All 435 members...
‘Bloodbaths are only okay when killing millions of babies’ says devout Catholic Nancy Pelosi
WASHINGTON, DC—In a fiery appearance on CNN, Representative Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) took Donald Trump to task for his misuse of...
France celebrates killing babies to save them the embarrassment of surrendering later on
PARIS—In a groundbreaking move that has left the international community reeling, the French government has announced its decision to embrace...
BREAKING: Zelensky wears black arm band in mourning for Nikki Haley’s campaign
KIEV—In a surprising turn of events, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has donned a black arm band as a sign of...
President signs executive order making Feb 30th ‘Joe Biden Day’
WASHINGTON, DC—In a bold move aimed at reshaping his legacy and silencing his critics, President* Biden has signed an executive...
BREAKING: McConnell and Schumer unite under MUGA (Make Ukraine Great Again) banner to combat MAGA
In a bizarre twist of political theater, Senate leaders Mitch McConnell and Chuck Schumer have joined forces under the banner...
Local Chinese restaurant replaces fortune cookie sayings with Fani’s Daddy’s genius
ATLANTA—A Chinese restaurant has bid farewell to tradition and ushered in a new era of enlightenment with its latest culinary...
Sonny Hostin forced to give Whoopi her entire paycheck as reparations for slavery
In a shocking turn of events on "The View," co-host Sonny Hostin dropped a bombshell revelation that sent shockwaves through...
‘None of the Above’ Wins Nevada Primary; Haley Encouraged By 2nd Place Finish
CARSON CITY, NV—In a stunning turn of events that left political pundits scratching their heads and candidates reevaluating their campaign...
