Tucker Carlson Launches New ‘Everything Trump Promised He Would Do’ Party
WASHINGTON — Conservative commentator Tucker Carlson announced the formation of a new political party Thursday, promising to finally deliver on...
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Zionists Perform “Give War a Chance” in Oval Office to Protest Iran Peace Deal
WASHINGTON — In a rare display of legislative-executive harmony, prominent Zionist figures Mark Levin, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), and Sen....
IDF Installs Razor Wire Fence Around Newest Israeli Settlement KY-4
LEXINGTON, KY — Days after the successful installation of their newest congressional asset, Ed Gallrein, the Israeli government has moved...
With 0% of Votes Counted, Fox News Projects Miriam Adelson Victory in Kentucky House Primary
LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Citing “robust internal modeling” and an unnamed source described only as “a very reliable donor,” Fox News...
Trump Deploys Maintenance Crew to Correct Glaring Typo
WASHINGTON — In a decisive show of executive efficiency, Donald Trump has ordered a specialized federal maintenance team to address...
Netanyahu Warns Trump: Vatican City One Month From Nuclear Weapon
Jerusalem – In a late-night phone call that reportedly lasted 47 minutes and included several awkward pauses while aides Googled...
Babylon Bee changes name to The Babylon Bibi in honor of their boss
JUPITER, FL — In a move described by insiders as "long overdue and entirely voluntary," the conservative Christian satire website...
