Dead Antifa protesters enjoying a fiery but ‘mostly peaceful’ afterlife
HELL—Several recently deceased Antifa warriors are enjoying a fiery but "mostly peaceful" afterlife in the eternal fires of Hell. A...
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Netflix releases 3rd season of Making A Murderer: Andrew Cuomo
Netflix has raised the bar of television degeneracy. The entertainment behemoth have released the third season of the hit series...
Australians shocked to find they have no right to free speech after giving up their guns
MELBOURNE--Australians have been shocked to find that they have no right to free speech shortly after giving up their guns....
Bill releases dirt on Hillary so she will just get it over with and kill him already
After a Zoom interview gone bad, former Bill Clinton has decided to release dirt on his wife Hillary so she...
BLM condemns white blood cells for oppressing cells of color
Black Lives Matter is not content burning down black neighborhoods to prove they care. Now they are coming for your...
BREAKING: Authorities have identified a good communist in Washington
LACEY, WA—Authorities have identified a good communist in Washington early today. The man, "100% Antifa" Michael Forest Reinoehl, 48, was...
Pelosi calls salon visit a ‘set up’ to make her look bad
SAN FRANCISCO—House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says her recent visit to a San Francisco hair salon, in which she received styling...
Pelosi explains she was ‘just looking for the bar’ while at the salon without a face mask
SAN FRANCISCO—House Speaker Nancy Pelosi claims that she was "just looking for the bar" when she wasn't wearing a face...
LeBron James organizes march for the 260,000 innocent black lives lost through abortion every year
LOS ANGELES—LeBron James, NBA star forward for the Los Angeles Lakers and vocal civil rights activists, has organized a march...
BREAKING: Biden threatens more violence from his supporters if he’s not elected
PITTSBURGH—Joe Biden came out of hiding today to launch a new campaign strategy amid falling poll numbers, threatening more violence...
