Kenosha protesters shocked to win stupid prizes after playing stupid games
KENOSHA, WI—The three Kenosha protesters who were shot by 17-year-old Kyle Rittenhouse were shocked to find that they won stupid...
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Thousands of progressives die after playing arsenic drinking game during GOP Convention
US—Thousands of progressives across the country have died from what appears to be a drinking game during the GOP Convention....
Biden rallies erupt again in Minneapolis after murder suspect commits suicide
Rioting and looting Joe Biden rallies once again broke out in Democrat-controlled Minneapolis on Wednesday night after the police were...
BREAKING: Hindenburg completes fiery but mostly successful journey
The Hindenburg airship has completed a fiery but mostly successful journey in Manchester Township, New Jersey, United States. The German passenger...
Jim Cantore covers hurricane from basement bathroom amid pandemic
Renowned weather reporter Jim Cantore has been through it all—storm surges, 150-mile-an-hour winds, and lightning strikes. But he will be...
BREAKING: New pictures surface of kids in cages near the border
US—It's unclear whether it is a cruel form of retribution for the children in confinement at the US border or...
Democrats win rights to use ‘Death to America’ as 2020 campaign slogan
The Democratic National Committee has won the rights to use "Death to America" (D2America) as their 2020 Presidential campaign slogan...
UK police bravely break up horrifying gang of children at birthday party
MANCHESTER, UK—Police have bravely broken up a horrifying gang of 10-year-olds celebrating a birthday in a private garden. "This was...
AOC says global warming to blame for several fires set in BLM riots across country
NEW YORK—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) says that global warming is to blame for the fires set in riots across...
Passengers refusing to wear mask kicked off plane somewhere over Kansas
Parents and their six children who refused to wear a mask were kicked off of a JetBlue Airways flight somewhere over the...
