LOS ANGELES—LeBron James, NBA star forward for the Los Angeles Lakers and vocal civil rights activists, has organized a march in honor of the nearly 260,000 innocent black lives lost through abortion every year. Civil rights leaders from across the country such as Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Joe Biden are expected to attend.

Just kidding. They don’t care about hundreds of thousands of innocent black babies being killed in the womb. They just care about career criminals being killed by police.

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