Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

Greta Thunberg has been named Time’s Puppet of the Year for 2019

Exavier Saskagoochie December 11, 2019 0

16-year-old Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg has been named Time's Puppet of the Year for 2019. The magazine said that...

Elizabeth Warren will wear scarf drenched with the blood of aborted fetuses to her inauguration

Exavier Saskagoochie December 11, 2019 0

Massachusetts senator and Democrat presidential contender Elizabeth Warren told a crowd during a campaign stop Monday that she intends to...

BREAKING: First living turd named Time Person of the Year

Exavier Saskagoochie December 10, 2019 0

Chet, climate activist abd Congress's first living turd, has been name Time Magazine's Person of the Year for 2019. "He...

Trump creates single-payer Dept. of Movies with a max actor salary of $50,000 a year

Exavier Saskagoochie December 9, 2019 0

In response to consistent pleas for socialist policies from Hollywood actors, President Trump has created a Soviet-style single-payer Department of...

BREAKING: Nadler rushed to hospital for heart attack; cured by loosening belt buckle

Exavier Saskagoochie December 7, 2019 0

Representative Jerrold Nadler who has been a key player in the impeachment of Donald Trump was rushed to the hospital...

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez unveils plan for free 100% renewable electricity for all

Exavier Saskagoochie December 7, 2019 0

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced her vision for a Green New Deal, including, shockingly, that every American must hold their breath...