BREAKING: Federal Judge Hugh Jassole orders Trump to rebuild Iranian nuclear sites
In a ruling that has left legal scholars, political analysts, and late-night comedians scratching their heads, Federal Judge Hugh Jassole...
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Nation celebrates Juneteenth when the government freed slaves from the plantation and made them slaves to the state
US—Americans across the country came together on June 19th to celebrate the momentous occasion of Juneteenth - the day when...
Walmart pulls Fried Chicken & Watermelon ‘Juneteenth’ ice cream after backlash
LOS ANGELES—Walmart has apologized for the Juneteenth items that its selling at its stores, specifically the Watermelon & Fried Chicken...
BREAKING: Iran reveals ‘historic surprise’ is actually just a nation-wide kebab festival starting today
After last night’s cryptic vow of a “surprise the world will remember for centuries,” Iran revealed today that the big...
Democrats take a break from worshipping a fentanyl-addict as a god to say they don’t want a king
Democrats have briefly stepped away from their hallowed George Floyd shrines—complete with votive candles and murals of dubious artistic merit—to...
Porn star to throw in a little singing in her next porno
In a move that has left both the adult film industry and her former Disney fanbase utterly baffled, pop sensation-turned-porn...
Protesters firebomb the country they live in and hate so they aren’t deported and have to go back to the country they love
LOS ANGELES—In a dazzling display of logic-defying activism, anti-ICE protesters turned the streets of Los Angeles into a blazing paradox...
Anti-ICE protesters hand out “Love Thy Neighbor (Or Else)” Molotov cocktails
LOS ANGELES—In a bold new twist on community outreach, anti-ICE protesters took to the streets of Los Angeles last night,...
BREAKING: Hundreds protest US in support of the countries they don’t want to go back to
LOS ANGELES—Hundreds in several cities around the US took to the streets this weekend to protest Donald Trump's deportation and...
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV offers to host peace talks between Trump and Elon
VATICAN CITY—Pope Leo XIV has thrown his mitre into the ring, offering to mediate a high-stakes peace summit between former...
