Chicago celebrates Juneteenth by hosting 75 murders over the weekend
CHICAGO—As Juneteenth celebrations took place across the nation, Chicago decided to put its own unique spin on the holiday by...
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Biden releases new campaign logo: Briben 2024
In a surprising turn of events, the Biden administration has unveiled its new campaign logo for the upcoming 2024 presidential...
BREAKING: Russian President Putin has opposition leader arrested in Soviet-style political move
MOSCOW—Russian President Vladimir Putin has had the leader of the opposition party arrested in a Soviet-style totalitarian political move. Leaders...
Gov Hochul urges New Yorkers to protect themselves from Canadian fire smoke by ‘getting vaccinated now’
NEW YORK—In an unexpected twist, New York Governor Kathy Hochul has unveiled a groundbreaking strategy to protect New Yorkers from...
BREAKING: Mayor Adams bans Canadian wildfire smoke from New York City
NEW YORK—In a bold move to protect the lungs of New Yorkers, Mayor Eric Adams has announced a groundbreaking ban...
Thousands of US companies celebrating Noahic covenant in June
US—In a show of solidarity for biblical principles and in particular the traditional nuclear family, thousands of companies across the...
Local employee unable to be included in company’s inclusion groups
Greg Thompson, a local employee of NationCorp, has embarked on a fruitless journey in search of an inclusion group that...
BREAKING: Congress narrowly averts being fiscally responsible again
US—Democrats helped Kevin McCarthy pass the controversial debt limit deal he made with President Joe Biden that will suspend the...
Chik-fil-A to serve only dark chicken meat per new Diversity, Equity and Inclusion guideline
In a surprising and potentially controversial move, fast-food chain Chik-fil-A announced its newest initiative aimed at promoting diversity, equity, and...
Biden: ‘This Memorial Day remember all those trans activists who died in the Revolutionary War’
In a surprising and imaginative turn of events, President Joe Biden took a moment during a Memorial Day press conference...
