Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

NY Mayor to Texas Gov: ‘How dare you send illegals to my city that openly welcomes them!’

Exavier Saskagoochie September 8, 2023 0

NEW YORK—Mayor Eric Adams blasted Texas Governor Greg Abbott for bussing illegal immigrants to New York, which openly welcomes them....

BREAKING: Fulton DA Willis indicts 75 million Americans for overthrowing democracy by voting for Trump

Exavier Saskagoochie September 8, 2023 0

ATLANTA—Fulton County District Attorney "Big" Fani Willis has decided to take decisive action against what she perceives as a grave...

EXCLUSIVE: Dr. Geuss releases ‘Green Germs in Spam’ in time for new COVID push

Exavier Saskagoochie September 8, 2023 0

I am SamI am SamSam I am That Sam-I-am!That Sam-I-am!I do not like that Sam-I-am! Do you like green germs...

BREAKING: Dr. Jill Biden tests positive for COVID-19

Exavier Saskagoochie September 5, 2023 0

In a shocking turn of events, Dr. Jill Biden, First Lady of the United States, has tested positive for COVID-19....

Biden comforts Florida hurricane victims with harrowing story of a devastating fart that blew all of his classified documents around

Exavier Saskagoochie August 30, 2023 0

In a surprising attempt at empathizing with hurricane-stricken Floridians, President Biden shared a harrowing tale that left many scratching their...

Biden urges Floridians to protect themselves from Hurricane Idalia by ‘getting vaccinated now’

Exavier Saskagoochie August 30, 2023 0

In an unexpected twist, President Biden has unveiled his latest strategy for disaster preparedness: encouraging Floridians to protect themselves from...