Biden addresses gas lines by sending in world class musicians


In June of 1973, the price of a gallon of gasoline was under 50 cents. By May of 1974, it had skyrocketed to over $4.00 per gallon. Thanks to Biden’s tax increases, the reducing of fossil fuel production in the USA, damage from the Communist Bioweapon aka COVID-19 attack, and other gifts from the globalist agenda, there’s a chance that gasoline prices could skyrocket to even higher prices even if it is available! Several parts of the USA are seeing lines of folks waiting to fill up their vehicles, which is a captive audience for some music and more leftist propaganda disguised as entertainment! A fundraiser for anti-pipeline groups is being planned for several gas station locations around the USA. Below is a list of bands and songs to be played at random places and times:

Fuel” by Metallica

Gasolina” by Daddy Yankee

Cars” by Gary Numan

 “Shut Up And Drive” by Rihanna

and of course

Out of Gas” by Modest Mouse 

A possible song about the issue might be sung by Eminem if the media can create more drama between him and Tom McDonald

There are no plans yet to include Nickelback. All proceeds go to anti pipeline organizations and carbon reducing activists like Climate scientist James Hansen and the group

Al Gore will give a lecture about reducing carbon footprint by flying overhead in his private jet over several gas stations. Dr. Fauci will also encourage people to wear sweaters to protect from COVID-19, an idea supported by Former President Jimmy Carter regarding staying warm during the gas shortage. Fauci will also demand that all people attempting to get will need to take all vaccine shots, regardless of age, antibodies, or health status. Some other 70s theme events coming up include Muslims attacking Israel, the USSR (Russia run by KGB leader Putin) and China still pushing Communism, inflation of Federal Reserve Notes, and coming soon a Malaise Period!


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