WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden has crowned Nina Jankowicz the 2022 Miss Information, displacing last year’s winner, Jen “Ball” Psaki.
Jankowicz is the self-proclaimed “disinformation expert” that will head Biden’s new Ministry of Truth designed to criminalize opposition to the Democratic Party.
“I live and breathe mis- and dis-information,” Jankowicz said in an exclusive interview with Genesius Times. “And so, I’m honored for this title, but I was really born for it. It’s my rightful title.”
Miss Information duties include traveling around the country, telling lies and trying to pass them off as the truth.
“Miss Information really should be a role model of how to lie through your hairy teeth and get away with it because you have the guns,” Jankowicz said.