CLEVELAND—President Trump came out swinging in the first presidential debate of 2020 but focused most of his attention on the Moderator Chris Wallace, allowing opponent Joe Biden to catch a few Zs.

Biden was caught nodding off on several occasions prompting his handlers to zap him with a cattle prod and get him back into the action.

“C’mon man!” Biden yelled coming back into consciousness. “You know me! Where am I? You are the worst president in history!”

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