WASHINGTON, DC—President Joe Biden has installed several massive windmills in the White House to take advantage of the intense wind that is knocking people down all the time.
“It’s clear that global warming has increase the wind in the Washington area and that it’s knocking people over,” White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said. “But we’re going to make lemonade out of these lemons and try to capture this wind and turn it into energy instead of letting it knock people over.”
Biden was ridiculed for being knocked over by the global warming winds at Andrews Air Force Base.
Biden brought in green energy guru Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to design and place the windmills. They were specifically placed in several locations throughout the White House where the president occupies including the Oval Office and the emperor’s bedchambers.
So far, the windmills have generated over 60 watts of electricity, enough to power an entire light bulb.