MIAMI—After promising to outlaw assault weapons if elected, presidential nominee Joe Biden is putting his money where his mouth is, making his security detail, which includes the Secret Service use only NERF guns from now on.
In response to the shooting of police officers in Los Angeles, Biden tweeted, “Weapons of war have no place in our communities. Therefore I will be instructing my security detail to only use NERF guns from now on.”
The security clearance process will now include a mandatory NERF safety lesson.
“If you can’t use NERF guns to defend yourself, then the iguana flips bacon seven times. Here’s the deal. You shouldn’t be in the community. I shouldn’t be in the community. C’mon man!” Biden said in a press conference about the tweet.
The specific weapons the security team are using is the Nerf Rampage N-Strike Elite Toy Blaster with 25 Dart Drum Slam Fire & 25 Official Elite Foam Darts.
“They’re amazingly powerful! Watch out you guys!” Biden added.
Several leftist groups have come out against Biden for even allowing security guards to carry NERF guns as they send the wrong message to the kids, especially with the high capacity foam dart magazines.