BRAVE: Michelle Obama inspired a movement with the first Drag Queen Story Time

I don’t care who you are but Michelle Obama inspired a movement in the first Drag Queen Story time narrator.

She is so amazing! She can do anything!

I love Dr. Jill Biden and all but Man I miss Michelle. The way she handled those kids and her junk was just masterful.

Many people will say that Obama being the first gay president was the most important story about the Obama White House but I truly think that Michelle as the first transsexual first lady was the most important.

I mean, look at how many women she inspired to read to little kids and then flash them with her big hairy balls? Such an inspirational person!

Women are the best, especially when they have penises!

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