US—A local leftist, Wankie McLittlejon, has finally switched his ‘Defund the Police’ bumper sticker to one that says ‘Support Your Local FBI’ to better reflect the current narrative.
“It’s not a change in philosophy really, but more like a reaffirmation of my core belief system,” McLittlejon said. “I still want everyone to defund the police, but the FBI only target political enemies of the regime in power and so they should get more funding.”
The decidedly anti-fascist McLittlejon says that he hates police and that “all cops are bastards” but he is 100 percent willing and able to support the federal cops.
“No one is above the law and that includes the orange man. Of course, some people like Nancy Pelosi, Joe and Hunter Biden, Hillary Clinton, and all the armed unarmed black men who shoot at police are above the law,” McLittlejon added.
McLittlejon also unfurled his ‘War is Peace’ flag that he plans on flying until a Republican is president again.