Following a horrific video of Turkish forces bombing helpless innocent Kurdish rebels in Northern Syria, sophisticated news outlet ABC have released another, even more terrifying video.

The video clearly shows the Kurdish rebels betrayed by Donald Trump being blown to smitherines in what appears to be a space-scape. It’s not clear if this is near Aleppo or closer to Iraq.

“This is just unbelievable. That Trump would let this happen is unconscionable. We need to impeach immediately,” Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi said after viewing the footage.

Thousands of civilians have fled from both towns as well as surrounding villages, and a camp of at least 4,000 displaced Syrians near Ras al-Ayn has been evacuated after Turkish artillery landed nearby, Kurdish administrators said.

It is likely they will end up in the Hoth system or even one of the Endor moons.

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