BREAKING: Biden ends mass discussion about ‘Kids in cages’

THE BORDER—The great humanitarian Joe Biden has overturned the horrible Trump immigration policy of “kids in cages” that the Obama administration initiated and put in its place an “unaccompanied migrant children in overflow facilities” policy.

“This is a huge win for human rights around the globe,” White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said. “No longer will the press need to be concerned about the inhumane treatment of these people at the border because we’re calling it something else.”

Polls show that voters are ecstatic that, under Biden, there will no longer be any kids in cages and instead there will just be unaccompanied migrant children in overflow facilities.

“This just makes me so proud to be an American,” Sylvia Enpeecee of Detroit said. “It really worried me that those poor kids were suffering in cages down there. But that’s in the racist past. The only thing going on down there now are unaccompanied migrant children in overflow facilities and that euphemism makes me feel much better about myself for having voted for Biden.”

President Obama was the first to implement the ‘referring to kids in cages euphemistically’ policy in 2006.


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