BREAKING: FBI releases evidence that Trump sold nuclear codes

WASHINGTON, DC–The FBI has released some of the evidence that former President Donald Trump sold nuclear codes to Vladimir Putin through a cocktail napkin receipt.

“We’ve got you finally!” FBI Director Christopher Wray said in a statement.

Genesius Times have fact-checked this and found absolutely no evidence that it was manipulated.


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