WASHINGTON, DC—In an effort to increase generate support for a war against Russia, the Biden* administration summoned the ghost of former Secretary of State Colin Powell to address the United Nations earlier today.
At the address, Powell, who’s been dead for several months, declared that Russia is hiding Saddam Hussein’s weapons of mass destruction in Ukraine and we need to “go get them” by blowing everything up.
The announcement has media outlets scrambling to certify the intel.
The US government used Saddam Hussein’s weapons of mass destruction as pretext to invade Iraq in 2003 but never found the weapons in Iraq or surrounding countries.
“If we don’t invade Ukraine to secure those weapons of mass destruction and blow everything up, Russia will surely do it and then they’ll have Saddam’s weapons of mass destruction,” Powell said emphatically.
Powell then declared that the “United States would not -– could not -– run the risk to the American people that Vladimir Putin would one day use Saddam Hussein’s weapons of mass destruction.”
Powell died from complications of following the science in October, 2021.