BREAKING: Ken Starr finally has information that will lead to Hillary Clinton’s arrest

US—Ken Starr, the attorney who led major investigations into former President Bill Clinton which ultimately led to his impeachment, finally has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

The attorney is best known for his role investigating the Clintons, first appointed as independent counsel in 1994 to probe questionable real estate investments made by both Bill and Hillary Clinton during the former’s tenure as the governor of Arkansas, dubbed the ‘Whitewater scandal.’ That investigation later widened into several other areas, including Clinton’s extramarital affair with 24-year-old White House intern Monica Lewinsky, as well as the mysterious death of deputy White House counsel Vince Foster, who was ultimately ruled to have committed suicide at Virginia’s Fort Marcy Park. 

Starr said he is finally ready to present the information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton and others.

UPDATE: Ken Starr has died at the age of 76.

Family members are shocked and saddened and said that his death appears to be sudden and doesn’t have anything to do with the fact that he had information that will lead to his suicide heart attack.


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