BREAKING: Presidential Limo ‘The Beast’ at center of Jan 6 hearing is found dead in apparent suicide

WASHINGTON, DC—The armored presidential limousine dubbed “The Beast”, which is at the center of the January 6 Commission investigation, has been found dead in Northern Virginia in an apparent suicide.

The Beast was set to testify in the January 6 Commission hearing on the War of January 6, days after former President Trump aide Cassidy Hutchinson testified that Trump tried to commandeer the vehicle to lead the rebellion against the government he led.

The FBI has said there was no foul play involved in the death of the vehicle.

The Beast leaves behind two smaller limousines and a bike that Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg rides without a seat.

The funeral will be held at Arlington National Cemetery Friday.


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