(CNN) After months of protests by Antifa and Black Lives Matter supported by mainstream media and by government officials, protesting is now bad again.

The change in the official CNN position comes shortly after thousands of patriots have stormed the US Capitol following the initiation of the fraudulent electoral college confirmation vote tally.

“Protesting the government is once again racist and unacceptable,” noted homosexual anchor Anderson Cooper reported. “The BLM protesters were immune, but all these people will catch C0VID!”

It is being reported that the protestors have made it into Nancy Pelosi’s office and emptied her liquor cabinet.

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