BREAKING: Zelensky wears black arm band in mourning for Nikki Haley’s campaign
KIEV—In a surprising turn of events, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has donned a black arm band as a sign of mourning for the news of Nimrata suspending her presidential candidacy. As an avid fan of fashion, Zelensky expressed his reluctance to tear his really cool jogging outfits but stated that he would adhere to the tradition out of deep feelings of loss.
Zelensky has also ordered all pictures of Nimrata to be covered for seven days, a tradition typically reserved for the grieving process. In a further display of respect, Kiev has ordered a low stool and candles to be delivered to the royal palace. However, Zelensky balked at the idea of covering his mirrors, as no one loves looking at himself more than Ukraine’s supreme leader.
Encouraged by Zelensky’s example, foreign leaders around the world have begun following his lead in mourning the loss of Nimrata’s presidential campaign. Muslim leaders in the Middle East have taken it a step further by declaring war on Ukraine, mistaking Zelensky’s suggestion of mourning customs as a call for a holy war.
As the world unites in mourning the suspension of Nimrata’s candidacy, the global community eagerly awaits the next chapter in this unexpected saga. Will Nimrata return to the political stage, or will the world be forever changed by this collective expression of grief? Only time will tell.
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