Dear laid off Huffington Post writers, we know you’re hurt and struggling in this time of flux, but there are many opportunities!

We at Genesius Times pride ourselves at being the most reliable source of fake news on the planet and are in dire need of talented white millennial female writers with your skillset!

Granted, the pay won’t be nearly as good as with HuffPo but you will have a job and you will be a part of giving people joy in this dark time.

Please consider and start the application process on our submission page.

Thanks and we hope to hear from you soon!

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Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He’s really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

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