CNN’s Chris Cuomo fights negative Italian stereotypes by threatening to break stranger’s legs
CNN’s Chris Cuomo is a pillar of civilized discourse recently on a campaign to rid the world of negative Italian stereotypes....
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Notorious welfare queens proceed to lecture Americans about right and wrong
Nobody saw this coming. Google, tech overlord the world over, having made billions turning taxpayer money into infrastructure and search...
Rep. Cummings uses Baltimore improvement grant to publish rat and mice cookbook
After being criticized for not doing much to solve his districts horrible, rat-infested slums, US Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-MD) has...
Kamala Harris threatens to throw Tulsi Gabbard in jail for claiming she threw too many brown people in jail
Kamala Harris was literally destroyed on the second night of the CNN Democratic debate by several of the other 12,000...
Kamala Harris releases campaign Monopoly game in which all spaces are ‘Go to Jail’
Kamala Harris was literally destroyed on the second night of the CNN Democratic debate by several of the other 12,000...
Each Democratic candidate promises to fix Trump’s booming economy
Despite many disagreements during the debates, Democrats have agreed on a few things including murdering children is a right and...
Democrats launch war on inequality from 5-star restaurant in Venice, Italy
Several high-ranking Democrats declared a war on inequality after enjoying an extremely expensive lunch at the renowned Harry Cipriani in...
97% of climate scientists agree that we only have 18 months to save their jobs
An international body of nearly 100 climate scientists convened by the United Nations have issued a stern warning to the...
Trump installs cousin Johnson as Prime Minister in hostile takeover of UK
In a bold move of international intrigue, US President Donald Trump has installed his cousin, Boris Johnson as Prime Minister...
Scientists who can’t predict tomorrow’s temperature 100% certain it’ll be 1° hotter 21 years from now
Scientists are notoriously bad about predicting weather. "There's just too many factors contributing to the weather that are unknown or...
