Planned Parenthood taking extra care to prevent spread of coronavirus while they kill babies
With such coronavirus chaos going on in Italy and France, it's good to see when medical practitioners have their acts...
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GT’s Definitive Guide to Panicking During the Coronavirus Pandemic
There has been a lot of confusion during the chaos of the coronavirus plague and pandemic. The CDC has said...
Ocasio-Cortez recommends money laundering to fight coronavirus
Visionary intellectual and United States Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York has has issued a statement defending money laundering to...
BREAKING: Trump administration to tap the nations ‘Strategic Toilet Paper Reserves’
Oil is indeed the lifeblood of any nation. As the world is gripped by coronavirus the price of oil has...
CDC renames coronavirus coronAbortion; suddenly it’s not a problem anymore
The leftist dream of blaming Donald J Trump for a failing economy has been difficult due to the economy not...
Lori Loughlin caught cheating on coronavirus test
The SAT cheating scandal seems like it's in the rearview mirror these days. Most of the accused have pled to...
God to isolate Earth from rest of Universe until after Spring Break
We are in the midst of a Pandemic. The worst Pandemic the world has ever endured. At least 120% of...
Bill Gates leaves Microsoft board to focus on killing innocent people through biological weapons
Microsoft announced on Friday that Bill Gates is leaving the board, effective Friday. Gates is also stepping down from his position on...
PSA: All public events are cancelled so that residents can meet at Costco to fight over toilet paper
This is a Genesius Times Public Service Announcement regarding the unprecedented coronavirus outbreak: Until further notice, all public events in...
BREAKING: Biden to self-quarantine; will only sniff women under 17 from now on
The coronavirus crisis is starting to hit Capitol Hill as two Republican lawmakers announced Sunday they were were in "self-quarantine"...
