Joe Biden offers to donate brain to science but science rejects it as ‘Potential Spam’
Good old Uncle Joe Biden has virtually disappeared from sight as we battle COVID-19. Is this by accident? Hell no....
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Church disguises itself as an abortion clinic so government will let it stay open during lockdown
Richmond, VA — With churches around the country closing and violators of stay-at-home orders being fined and imprisoned, one church...
Michigan Governor enlists Combine Army to help enforce quarantine
Detroit, MI -- According to embedded sources, Michigan's designated administrator Gretchen Whitmer has reached out to the Combine Army from...
VIDEO: Actual footage of New York City counting COVID-19 deaths
Genesius Times has discovered actual footage of New York City officials counting COVID-19 deaths. Viewer discretion is advised:
BREAKING: Amid falling oil prices, Exxon forced to layoff several congressmen
Goldman Sachs said on Sunday that oil prices would continue to fall in the coming weeks due to a coronavirus-led...
Joe Biden wonders why he didn’t get any trick-or-treaters yesterday
Presummed Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is heartbroken that he didn't get any trick-or-treaters at his house yesterday, Easter Sunday...
Xenophobia on the rise as angry white blood cells target ‘Chinese coronavirus’
In the wake of the deadly pandemic that has engulfed the world, an even deadlier pandemic is taking root within...
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein has died from coronavirus months after not killing himself
Months after the disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein hung himself in his jail cell, he has died from coronavirus/COVID-19 in New...
New Hampshire changes motto to ‘Live Free or Save Me From a Cold’
New Hampshire has changed what was perhaps the most recognizable state mottos—"Live Free or Die"—to something slightly less catchy: "Live...
BREAKING: Americans agree to cancel Congress, fire each member, and give them one-time $1,200 check instead
During the COVID-19 crisis, we've seen unprecedented action on behalf of the American people to save lives. Yesterday, Americans have...
