AOC deadnames; becomes People’s Magazine 2020 Person of the Year
US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) announced that, for the time being, she is still a "she". Her name however, has...
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BREAKING: Joe Biden dies during speech celebrating electoral college victory
WASHINGTON DC—Self Identifying President-Elect Joe Biden died today while giving a celebratory speech about the contested electoral college. Several people...
Dominion Voting System selected as Time Person of the Year
Dominion Voting Systems, one of the most important components to the ongoing 2020 presidential election, has been selected as Time...
Biden orders everyone to watch the KFC movie together for unity
The first step toward American unity that President-Elect Biden and Harris promised has been announced. Our Democratic leaders will unite...
BREAKING: Giuliani presents evidence the Supreme Court has never seen before
WASHINGTON DC—Attorney for President Trump Rudy Giuliani today presented evidence that the 2020 presidential election was illegitimate, which most state...
Revolutionary Reset: Biden eager to forge new relationship with the bourgeoisie GOP
NEWARK, DE—President elect, Joe Biden announced his plan to bring the country back together like the French did in their...
President-Elect selects Donald Trump as Secretary of State
WASHINGTON DC—At a live press conference, President-Elect Kanye West announced President Donald Trump will be the Secretary of State in...
BREAKING: Texas to send 1000 electors since the Constitution doesn’t matter anymore
AUSTIN—The state of Texas is preparing to send 1,000 electors to the electoral college since the Supreme Court has ruled...
BREAKING: Supreme Court rules that states should go to war to settle differences
The Supreme Court of the United States ruled today that if states in the Union have differences that they should...
Buttigieg wants China ambassadorship after learning there are no black people there
SOUTH BEND, IN—Former Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg has requested the Chinese ambassadorship after learning that there are no black...
