Joe Biden wonders why he didn’t get any trick-or-treaters yesterday

GENESIUS TIMES

Presummed Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is heartbroken that he didn’t get any trick-or-treaters at his house yesterday, Easter Sunday during the coronavirus pandemic.

“I stood in line for 6 hours at the grocery story with a jumbo bag of candy for the kids,” Biden lamented about the sad lack of turnout. “I even wet my leg hairs so that they’d stand up for the kids. I just don’t understand it.”

Trick-or-treating is a popular activity during Halloween in most countries. It’s unclear whether the 103-year-old Biden understands the difference.

“I look forward to trick-or-treaters every year. I dress up in a big fluffy costume and have the kids sit on my lap. I love when kids sit on my lap and I still do,” Biden said, holding back tears.

Biden is the last man standing from a field of 7,428 candidates in the Democratic field after second place Bernie Sanders accepted another vacation home to drop out of the race.

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