LeBron James releases new cereal for China protests called “Bootlicker-O’s”
Well this is stunning and brave. LeBron James, the best basketball player in the known universe, released a commemorative cereal...
Politics
Twitter hasn’t suspended Trump’s account because Jack Dorsey is Satan incarnate
Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Kamala Harris has called on Twitter to suspend its most high-profile user: President Donald Trump. Harris said that Trump...
Andrew Yang horrifies Dem debate with white supremacist ‘math’ pin
The October Democratic debate would have been nothing to write home about with the usual calls for breaking up corporate...
BREAKING: ABC releases new footage of Turks bombing Kurds in Syria
Following a horrific video of Turkish forces bombing helpless innocent Kurdish rebels in Northern Syria, sophisticated news outlet ABC have...
Activists protesting Columbus’s invasion of North America demand open borders in US
Activists across America are protesting the invasion of the continent by the invader Christopher Columbus by demanding that the United...
Pelosi: ‘We need to impeach Trump to find out what he did’
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who for months resisted efforts to launch impeachment proceedings against President Donald Trump, announced a formal inquiry...
California releases new state flag
In an effort to reflect the diversity of energy production in the state, California has released a new state flag....
Sheikh O’Rourke vows to impose jizya tax on gay marriage opponents
During a town hall hosted by CNN, the venerable sheikh Beto O’Rourke explained his plan for bringing critics of the...
Nike updates Kaepernick slogan, “Believe in something, unless it upsets the Chinese government.”
After removing all of the Rockets apparel from their Chinese stores, a move that was prompted by Houston's general manager...
Elizabeth Warren to celebrate Indigenous People’s Day by scalping 6 of her political enemies
Most people are aware that Sen. Elizabeth Warren, front runner for the 2020 Democratic nomination for president, is a true...
