‘I was fired for being black’ complains woman who was hired for being black
HARVARD—In a tale that defies the very essence of logic and leaves the world scratching its collective head, Claudine Gay...
Politics
BREAKING: Colorado Supreme Court Votes To Remove Bill Clinton From Epstein Client List
DENVER—In a groundbreaking decision that has legal scholars and conspiracy theorists alike scratching their heads, the Colorado Supreme Court has...
BREAKING: Trump Indicted For Never Visiting Epstein Island
NEW YORK—In an unexpected turn of events, former President Donald Trump has been indicted on charges of never visiting Jeffrey...
Suicide Hotline volunteer shocked when Hillary Clinton tried to ‘place an order’
A volunteer for the New York Metro Suicide Hotline service was shocked when she received a call from former Secretary...
Clinton: ‘I didn’t have sex with any sex slaves on Epstein’s island…the 26 times I flew there on his plane’
Former President Bill Clinton denied knowing anything about the “terrible crimes” allegedly committed by billionaire financier Jeffrey Epstein. In a...
BREAKING: Epstein client list commits suicide just before being released to the public
WASHINGTON, DC—In a stunning and conveniently timed twist in the ongoing saga surrounding Jeffrey Epstein's notorious client list, the list...
KJP: ‘It’s shameful to send illegal immigrants to sanctuary cities that welcome them!’
WASHINGTON, DC—White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre recently made a bold statement about the administration's approach to immigration. In a...
Mayorkas & Blinken’s ancestors also negotiated Manhattan deal for the Indians
In a stunning historical revelation, intrepid historians have unearthed documents proving that the ancestors of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas...
Biden releases his 1924 New Year’s resolutions
President Biden has just released his 1924 New Year’s resolutions at a press conference today in Washington, DC. “Yes, here...
Zelensky Asks Biden To Select Tip Amount On Latest Billion Dollar Aid Package
In a diplomatic twist that left pundits scratching their heads, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has reached out to U.S. President...
