Is Anti-Semitism Ok? A Handy Flowchart
Up until recently, there seemed to have been a consensus that anti-Semitism, in all its ugly forms, is evil and...
Politics
Here Are Other Mysteries The Secret Service Couldn’t Solve
The mystery of the coke found in the White House wouldn’t be the first time the Secret Service couldn’t solve...
BREAKING: Obama’s chef has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
MASSACHUSETTS—Obama's world famous chef Tafari Campbell has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. Campbell says that...
Mattel releases Booster-Shot Barbie complete with Guillain-Barre paralysis!
2022 is a big year for Barbie who is covering all sorts of new ground including the vax-positive "Booster Shot Barbie"...
Ben Shapiro Blasts Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez For Game Streaming On Saturday So He Can’t Comment On Her Performance
On Sunday morning, conservative podcast host Ben Shapiro ripped Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for game streaming on Saturday so he can’t...
BREAKING: IRS changes its name to the IRSS
WASHINGTON, DC—To better align with the new fascist tyranny in charge of the US government, the Internal Revenue System (IRS)...
Small businesses are changing their name to ‘Ukraine’ so that Biden will forget to audit them
US—In a great small business hack, companies are changing their name to "Ukraine" so the new Biden IRS will forget...
Donald Trump Preparing For Third Impeachment Trial In Case He Wins Presidency
PALM BEACH, FL—As Donald Trump continues his race to the White House, insiders at his 2024 presidential campaign confirmed that...
BREAKING: Biden officially stops gain-of-function experiment funding to Wuhan lab that never happened
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has made a bold move to halt funding for something that never even happened. In a...
Ben & Jerry’s To Close Permanently After Realizing Entire United States Was Once Indigenous Land
Last week Ben & Jerry’s customers were calling for a Bud Light-style boycott of the ice cream brand after it...
