Skip to content

Genesius Times

The Most Reliable Source of Fake News on the Planet

Primary Menu

Genesius Times

  • Home
  • NewsbeatExclusive
  • Politics
  • Business
  • Science
    • Health
    • Tech
  • Culture
    • Religion
    • Entertainment
    • Sports
    • Lifestyle & Beauty
  • World
  • Subscribe
    • Where to Find Us
  • Support
    • Become a Patron
    • Shop
  • Home
  • Health
  • Communist nations offer advice to US citizens transitioning to a Banana Republic
  • Culture
  • Health
  • Politics

Communist nations offer advice to US citizens transitioning to a Banana Republic

Bubbaken Managua January 10, 2021 0
biden-xi

It appears that with the takeover of the Presidency by Joe Biden and Willie Brown’s girlfriend, the democrat party running Congress and the Republican Party allowing voting fraud to take place, the United States of America will likely soon be a Socialist Country. Parts of what was once a Constitutional Republic, Philadelphia, Atlanta and Detroit already look like a third world country complete with burnt businesses, high crime rates, and overpaid above-the-law government officials. Thanks to media outlets and the GOP letting these blue cities stuff the ballots, we all get to follow suit.

Venezuela has already gifted us with their Dominion Voting Machines, promising more RINOs to win in GOP primaries and democrats to win more elections. Now, “President” Maduro has made copies of zoo animal recipes for the new communist country diet coming soon. “President” Daniel Ortega is giving real estate advice on how to sell your property to the People’s Republic of China after the Nicaraguan government signed a lucrative memorandum of understanding with a telecommunications company from China to fund and build an inter-oceanic canal that is said to rival the Panama Canal.

Forget Pilates and the gym, you can lose weight in collective farm and forced labor project plans put forward by The People’s Republic of Vietnam! The still living Dictator of Cuba who faked his death, Fidel Castro isn’t just promising to give cigars! The 300 year old commie bastard also has a bass boats for homemade rafts program.

The best part about all these transitions to communist ideas is that government officials get to decide them for you!

Loading

Visited 20 times, 1 visit(s) today

About Author

Bubbaken Managua

I fight tax increases, bad bills, & film events. I’ve saved taxpayers millions & want to do more. In between times, I want to write articles that amuse and change culture. https://fundly.com/film-local-activism-in-arkansas

See author's posts

Post navigation

Previous: Biden taps Zuckerberg and Dorsey to head new Ministry of Truth Department
Next: BREAKING: Twitter CEO caught shooting messenger pigeons sent by the Trump Team

More Stories

king-charles-lizard
  • Politics
  • Religion
  • World

King Charles Appears to Forget Human Contact Lenses During Latest Address

Exavier Saskagoochie June 28, 2026 0
mamdani-stoning
  • Politics
  • Religion

Mamdani Organizes NYC’s Inaugural Public Stoning of Rape Victim

Exavier Saskagoochie June 26, 2026 0
pirhana-reflecting-pool
  • Politics
  • Science

Trump Stocks Reflecting Pool with Man-Eating Piranhas to Deter Purple-Haired Vandals

Uncle Paul's Parodies June 25, 2026 0

Currently trending:

  • sydney-sweeney-supergirlGT’s Sydney Sweeney Supergirl Crushes Hollywood Version on Opening Weekend
  • king-charles-lizardKing Charles Appears to Forget Human Contact Lenses During Latest Address
  • ewoks-obama-libraryEwoks have taken over the Obama Presidential Center and have disarmed the shield generator
  • mamdani-stoningMamdani Organizes NYC’s Inaugural Public Stoning of Rape Victim
  • joe-biden-presidential-libraryJoe Biden finally raises enough money for his presidential library
  • pirhana-reflecting-poolTrump Stocks Reflecting Pool with Man-Eating Piranhas to Deter Purple-Haired Vandals
  • obama-landfillChicago Unveils Nation’s First Vertical Landfill as Obama Presidential Center Opens
  • quality-learing-center-chicagoQuality Learing Center Receives $850 Million Upgrade in Chicago
  • caitlin-clarkWNBA Installs New Mid-Court Pro Wrestling Ring to Help Players Pummel Caitlin Clark
  • juneteenth-chicagoChicago celebrates Juneteenth by hosting 75 murders over the weekend

You may have missed

king-charles-lizard
  • Politics
  • Religion
  • World

King Charles Appears to Forget Human Contact Lenses During Latest Address

Exavier Saskagoochie June 28, 2026 0
sydney-sweeney-supergirl
  • Entertainment

GT’s Sydney Sweeney Supergirl Crushes Hollywood Version on Opening Weekend

Exavier Saskagoochie June 28, 2026 0
mamdani-stoning
  • Politics
  • Religion

Mamdani Organizes NYC’s Inaugural Public Stoning of Rape Victim

Exavier Saskagoochie June 26, 2026 0
caitlin-clark
  • Sports

WNBA Installs New Mid-Court Pro Wrestling Ring to Help Players Pummel Caitlin Clark

Exavier Saskagoochie June 25, 2026 0
pirhana-reflecting-pool
  • Politics
  • Science

Trump Stocks Reflecting Pool with Man-Eating Piranhas to Deter Purple-Haired Vandals

Uncle Paul's Parodies June 25, 2026 0

Genesius Times

We strive to provide the most up-to-date, accurate fake news on the Internet. Our team of journalists, hacks, and starving writers only want one thing: to make you laugh and/or cry. Have a submission to contribute, click here?

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.

This website may feature images that are subject to copyright protection. We believe in and adhere to the principles of fair use as defined in copyright law. This includes the use of copyrighted images for purposes such as commentary, criticism, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. We aim to provide attribution wherever possible and ensure that the use of such images is within the limits set by fair use.

Recent Posts

  • King Charles Appears to Forget Human Contact Lenses During Latest Address
  • GT’s Sydney Sweeney Supergirl Crushes Hollywood Version on Opening Weekend
  • Mamdani Organizes NYC’s Inaugural Public Stoning of Rape Victim
  • WNBA Installs New Mid-Court Pro Wrestling Ring to Help Players Pummel Caitlin Clark
  • Trump Stocks Reflecting Pool with Man-Eating Piranhas to Deter Purple-Haired Vandals

Important Pages

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

GT Shop

It's Okay to Laugh

Genesius Times: Tomorrow's Babylon Bee Today

Categories

Advertising Business Culture Education Entertainment Featured Health Lifestyle & Beauty Newsbeat Politics Religion Science Sports Stories Tech Uncategorized World

  • Seriously. Shareable. Satire.
  • Business
  • Health
  • Science
  • Newsbeat
Copyright © All rights reserved. | Powered by by CoDe.